Confessing your feelings to your crush
Expectations: Reality: HELL FUCKING YEAH…lol
Guys reaction when they're out with an easy girl
danielaabear: Going out with some chick knowing that you gon get some: Then the bitch tells you she aint wearing any underwear: You get the booty: Then she offers to suck your dick and your reaction is: Take her home: Then you beat the pussy up: Then you finish and tell that hoe she gotta leave: LMFAO
ok I gotta go now
threatened: so I’ll just leave these gifs I made (incase you haven’t seen them) for you to use as ~reactions DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.lmfaoooo
Me At Chris Brown's Listening Party In NYC
Chris: You Know Imma Be Playing Some Of My Joints From My Album F.A.M.E.
Me To My Friend: Imma Shout It Out, Give Me A Minute.
Chris: I Hope Everybody Will Like It, This Next Song Is Called 'Wet The Bed' It's With Me & Ludacris & It's Kind Of An Explicit Song For The Older, More Mature People, It's Kinda Nasty...
Me: (Shouting) I Like Nasty Though!
Chris: (Looks Around For Two Seconds) So Here It Is 'Wet The Bed'...
Me: (Shouting Again) GET NAKED FOR A GOON HOE!
Chris: (Looks In My Direction)
Me: (Ducks Down)